Wow, it’s been a damn long time since I’ve updated. Well, I guess I’ve had a lot going on, and there was a lot I wanted to do with this blog that I was kind of overwhelmed with.
Anyway, after reviewing Metal Gears 1 and 2, I figured I should review another game. Particularly my favourite in the series, MGS3. However, throughhim already did it better: http://zettaizero.wordpress.com/2006/08/31/if-you-want-to-blame-someone/
Just about everything said there is true. I’d like to add, also, that the ending actually did make me tear up a bit. Okay, a lot. Aside from that, though, once you get Stealth Camo, Infinity Facepaint, and Spirit Camo, there’s a type of GTA-esque fun that can be had with the game. Allow me to list some things I’ve done in this mode, just for the sake of being a total asshole:
-Shot out both a guard’s knees and elbows, leaving him helpless and bleeding.
-Stuck TNT on a scientist’s ass, then waited for him to walk over to the other scientists and blew the whole group straight to hell.
-Straight in the junk with an RPG. ‘Nuff said.
-Knocked guards out and drowned them in the water.
-Knocked conscious guards into the water to drown.
-Threw a guard against an electric fence.
-Stuck TNT on a guard’s ass, then threw him against the fence, then detonated the TNT as he hit the ground, which propelled him against the fence once again.
And then there’s plain old throat-slitting and CQC, which is always fun, but I will continue to think up new little tricks to spice up my torture experience. With MGS3, who can say when I’ll run out of ideas?