In recent studies, it has been discovered that I “rock the house”. Some religious groups have protested this, but nobody cared about what they had to say. Scientists speculate that it is only a matter of time until I end up rocking the world. This will cause immense property damage, especially in southern Asia. The UN has offered to assist any who are harmed by said rocking of the world, but they were ignored because the world community had better things to do, such as that game of Halo they had going. Updates on this will be posted as they are revealed.
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